River’s Cosmic Closet #2 — Byzantium

fuckyeahspoilers:

I think they got it from one of those vintage stores. I wasn’t tempted to keep it, I wouldn’t really have an opportunity to wear anything like that. I don’t go to that many awards shows and if I do designers will usually say, ‘Oh, wear this for the night, will you?’

- Alex Kingston, The Brilliant Book of Doctor Who

Getting told what to wear? Awesome…

River’s Cosmic Closet #3 — Combats

fuckyeahspoilers:

I definitely didn’t want to keep the combats. Not after we finished with them. We got so muddy. You were walking sometimes with an extra 30 pounds of weight, squelching through clay, mud clinging to our boots. I was longing to get out of the combat gear by the end of filming that story, let’s just put it that way.

- Alex Kingston, The Brilliant Book of Doctor Who

River’s Cosmic Closet #4 — Cat Burglar

fuckyeahspoilers:

This is my favorite. :D

I actually wanted to have a pair of pussycat ears and a pussycat tail but they wouldn’t let me have it. The producers were like, ‘It’s got to be serious.’ I thought, ‘Well, she is serious but she likes a bit of fun as well — she’s a cat burglar!’ But they wouldn’t let me. I could have had something sonic at the end of my tail!

- Alex Kingston, The Brilliant Book of Doctor Who

River Song definitely would have worn at least cat ears, if not the tail. Definitely. 

River’s Cosmic Closet #5 — Cleopatra

fuckyeahspoilers:

Oh lord, I look like Fenella Fielding! I just think I look like mutton dressed as lamb. It was fun to do and that’s part of River’s campery. It’s like, ‘What can we put her in next?’ I’m longing to see what I’m going to be wearing in the next episode, that’s for sure. I don’t know where the costume came from — probably left over from I, Claudius.

- Alex Kingston, The Brilliant Book of Doctor Who

River’s Cosmic Closet #6 — Pandorica

fuckyeahspoilers:

With a sheep thrown over the top sometimes! Additional sheep! That was fabulous for being warm. The weather that particular night we were filming at Stonehenge was freezing cold. We had rain, we even had snow at some point in the early hours of the morning. So I was actually quite thrilled to have all those layers keeping me from icing up.

- Alex Kingston, The Brilliant Book of Doctor Who

“Additional sheep!”

I feel like this is my new favorite quote. 

ancientforever:

aliceazzo

Nicely done…

ancientforever:

aliceazzo

Nicely done…

So playful. So classy. Alex Kingston, I am shamelessly in lesbians with you. 

So playful. So classy. Alex Kingston, I am shamelessly in lesbians with you. 

What I loved most about River’s jumping of the building is that they had arranged with Canton to be caught, yet she went and threw herself of a skyscraper anyway, knowing the Doctor would catch her. Because she is a BAMF and the Queen of all Hispters.

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TRUTH!!

iamheathen:

Kneed in the Knackers (Matt Smith & Alex Kingston)

IT WAS MATT’S IDEA, OMG.

Matt’s junk is forever known as goolies. 

PROUDLY

bendingwind:

>.> um, well, I don’t know about waving-a-big-banner-in-the-middle-of-a-field proud, but I’ll definitely give my little quiet hurrah from the corner at a rally…

timmassachusetts:

River Song Adventures—Fake Trailer

WANTWANTWANTWANTWANTWANTWANTWANT——

crimson-red:

absolutely stunning

Ohhhhhhhhhhh my god classy as fuck….

crimson-red:

absolutely stunning

Ohhhhhhhhhhh my god classy as fuck….

alexkingstonsrampantrabbit:

TARDIS blue

I feel like the majority of her outfits and her favorite color would be that blue. 
Also, I feel like Moffat just goes HMMM WHERE IS A GOOD PLACE TO PARK THE TARDIS IN THIS SCENE?! BECAUSE IT MUST BE EVERYWHERE!!
Also also, could she look more Ms. Frizzle right there? 

alexkingstonsrampantrabbit:

TARDIS blue

I feel like the majority of her outfits and her favorite color would be that blue. 

Also, I feel like Moffat just goes HMMM WHERE IS A GOOD PLACE TO PARK THE TARDIS IN THIS SCENE?! BECAUSE IT MUST BE EVERYWHERE!!

Also also, could she look more Ms. Frizzle right there? 

#SWAG

#SWAG

River Song: Biggest BAMF the Universe Has Ever Known!

mtljz:

Pretty much. 

Makes you wonder what she did before she was an archaeologist.